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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:55

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hailey Bieber Steps Out Solo in an Emerald Minidress After Ditching Her Wedding Ring - instyle.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Apple's Latest Movie Trailer Innovation Suggests The Future Of Premium Home Viewing - SlashFilm
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Trevor Penning: The things I do well fit better at guard - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Citadel's Esposito says US deficit is a 'ticking time bomb' - Yahoo Finance
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Every big announcement from Xbox Games Showcase 2025 - Polygon
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dead at 53 after swallowing bee during polo match - Page Six
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Costco plans new checkout option members should love - TheStreet
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
We interrupt the Musk-Trump feud with a teensy bit of news from the climate front - Daily Kos
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Billie Eilish Kisses Nat Wolff in Italy amid Romance Rumors - AOL.com