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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hailey Bieber Steps Out Solo in an Emerald Minidress After Ditching Her Wedding Ring - instyle.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Apple's Latest Movie Trailer Innovation Suggests The Future Of Premium Home Viewing - SlashFilm

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Erin Blanchfield backtracks on labeling Maycee Barber 'unprofessional' after seizure canceled UFC Vegas 107 fight - Bloody Elbow

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trevor Penning: The things I do well fit better at guard - NBC Sports

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Citadel's Esposito says US deficit is a 'ticking time bomb' - Yahoo Finance

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Every big announcement from Xbox Games Showcase 2025 - Polygon

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dead at 53 after swallowing bee during polo match - Page Six

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Costco plans new checkout option members should love - TheStreet

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

We interrupt the Musk-Trump feud with a teensy bit of news from the climate front - Daily Kos

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Billie Eilish Kisses Nat Wolff in Italy amid Romance Rumors - AOL.com